A piece written in Ernie’s perspective, regailing the time Jaybird stood up to Mr. Aliberti on Ern’s behalf. I really wanted to show a slice of Ernie’s home life. I actually wrote this bout a year ago, so I had to modify it more to Ernie’s current voice. Hope you enjoy! Heh, you could say [...]
my asian friend once got offended when i did this to EVERY fortune cookie she brought to lunch. XDD
What is she offended about? Fortune cookies aren’t Asian.
You gotta ease into it.
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in bed.