My buddy and I are in a mythology class this semester and we learned a bunch of creation myths, including an Australian myth where the gods create mankind from a turd lump and tickle it into life………. That being said, I think Ernie’s bein’ pretty tame here XDD Anyway, if you’re interested, the book is Nancy Hathaway’s “Friendly Guide to Mythology.” Good for all the basics. And sadly, no, there isn’t a spanking myth to my knowledge. Ernie must be BSing it.