A piece written in Ernie’s perspective, regailing the time Jaybird stood up to Mr. Aliberti on Ern’s behalf. I really wanted to show a slice of Ernie’s home life. I actually wrote this bout a year ago, so I had to modify it more to Ernie’s current voice. Hope you enjoy! Heh, you could say [...]
Oh Ernie… you can’t go ONE page without getting in trouble!
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oh noes O0O Ernies papa caught him goofin off with eggs O0O…doesnt the eggshall hurt his hand D8>
Geez! His dad’s such a jerk!
ERNEST! How did you plan to get the eggshell out of this rubbish you wanted to make in this pan?
Yaaay Ernie and Susie! My two faves.
<3
This kitchen needs more grease, steam, oil stains burned in permanently on the surfaces and pure unaltered stress.
Why yes, I did grow up in a setting similar to Ernie’s except my dad doesn’t have a spanking fetish, why you ask? ;p
@littleraccoondemon: it’s Ernie’s dad, he is like Superman but with something constantly pinching his balls.
Irises!
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
INTERCEPTION
Ernies face is compoletely priceless omg!